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	Yuri Lowell
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text; un: ny4n may 22 [a misfire]

[nyahilistic]

what the fuck kind of illness puts someone in a coma this is absolute horse shit

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...
you know what, that's news to me and I'd like to know too

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[nyahilistic]

who the

i lied 2/3

[nyahilistic]

fuck, sorry
misfire

[nyahilistic]

theres a bullshit illenss gonig around that pusts people in comas

[He can't type when he's trying to write too fast and also stressed the fuck out.]

[sentence]

at least you're not in one
but i'm assuming someone close to you is?
otherwise you wouldn't be stressed as hell

[ Ichimatsu seems to only care when something important to him is involved... ]

[nyahilistic]

probsblt will be bfore the weeks up
my borther

god i cant fcuknig type

brother
my brother.

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i'm not going to ask 'will you be alright' when your prospects are a coma
what do you know about it so far? do you pass out and wake up or is there some permanence?

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[nyahilistic]

oh ill be fuking fnie
got the smae scinekss so ill prboaly be joing him ina day or so
god

hagn on i cant tpe

[nyahilistic]

[He paces, forces himself to chill out, pets all four of his cats, and smokes a cigarette despite the fact that he's already a congested coughing disaster before trying again-- it's maybe five minutes before he replies.]

fuck, sorry.
we all three got sick, karamatsu's the worst
osomatsu got sick before i did he was out for like a day but bounced back
i'm the shittiest little brother ever because i hardly realized hed actually lost consciousness

i just thought he was sleeping hes a preytt heavr slerrje
karmtsu wnet blind and now hes fuckeng comtsoe

[Nope, he's freaking out again.]

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You sure sound 'fuking fnie'
I'm not gonna go over there and catch the contagion but if you're sure your brother bounced back then it's pretty sure Karamatsu will also, right?
Also it's hard to tell a long sleep from a coma with how hard you work, so don't worry about it.
He's fine now is what matters.

...
I'm sorry about Karamatsu.
I have some things that might help? Gels, Holy Bottles, stuff like that.

[nyahilistic]

im not used to texting ok gimme a break
phones and talking on them was tottys bag

i dunno that anything would help a dude whose comatose really
but if we get desperate ill let you know

and, uh...

thank you.

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Can't get desperate if you're down for the count
If I think of something that'll help, I'll let you know.
My dog might be looking for you, he left camp hours ago and hasn't come back.
Gotta say, that betrayal is ice cold.

No problem.

[nyahilistic]

cant help it if ive got puppy swag i guess
no but osomatsu is ok
so if im down and he needs help i guess bring them to him or something
i dont know

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Next time you wake up you can tell me what 'swag' is.
That's gonna bother me for a while.

[nyahilistic]

what the fuck kind of rock have you lived under
you seem so much like the frat boy type you should completely know what swag means

[...thank you, Yuri, for distracting him.]

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i don't know what frat boy means but i'm going to feel offended from the way you just used it
what are both?

[ this is what he's here for!! ]

[nyahilistic]

seriously, what kind of rock.
swag is a stupid pop culture term that more or less means "cool".
basically your dog thinks i'm awesome
he's wrong, but animals are the one thing i won't dissuade from thinking as much if they wanna
a frat boy is a college guy in a fraternity, meaning a bunch of guys that hang out because of similar interests or classes. usually they're party animals and think they're cool solely for being in a fraternity
its very rarely true

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[ He starts laughing... really, really hard, off of the text option, to the point of near tears. ]

okay you think I'M that?
I've been doing an absolutely shitty job of conveying anything about me to you!
when you're well, i'll show you what I'm REALLY like
i'm offended, i have to right this wrong